Author: Ashton Rose

We had another skirmish with a small group of Fuckboys today. Honestly, I can't believe how weak they were. Maybe the Sorcerer is somehow connected to them, and when we weakened the Sorcerer, we weakened the Fuckboys. Whatever the case, we swept through a dozen of them in the blink of an eye. I truly … Continue reading October 25, 2018; It’s Too Easy

I was right. Me and three others got sent to fight a small group of Fuckboys today. There was about five of them gathered in a townhouse in Maine. They weren't expecting us. When we burst through the door, they shouted in terror. I almost felt bad. They didn't even have time to draw their … Continue reading October 24, 2018; A Small Battle

Honestly, today's been fairly boring. Nothing is really happening. I'm probably going to have to fight the Fuckboys tomorrow. No huge battle, just a few of them. I'm so bored that I don't even have anything to write about. It's just that kind of day. -M A R T Y

First off, it seems that the Fuckboys have been resurfacing. There have been a few reports have of them at various locations. It hasn't been enough for us to do anything about it, though. Second, I finally went to visit my mother's grave today. It took me a while to get to the cemetery, and … Continue reading October 22, 2018; A Sad Day

As of now, there has been not a sound from the Fuckboys or the Sorcerer. I'm not complaining. I like having the time off. This morning I met up with Bill and Max again. We went out to a nearby park and had a nice little picnic. We laughed and talked, and I could tell … Continue reading October 21, 2018; Still No Sign

This morning, the doctors wheeled dozens of bodies out of the hospital. I don't know where they went, but I don't think they were alive. They were probably being reburied. After that, they opened the hospital doors, and Bill and I were some of the first ones inside. We went to the overcrowded reception desk, … Continue reading October 20, 2018; Anticlimactic

They still aren't letting anybody into the hospital. Neither Bill or I know what happened to his boyfriend, and we're worried. Bill, of course, is more worried than me. Max is the person he loves most in this world and the next. I hope he's ok. There has been no sign of the Sorcerer. We … Continue reading October 19, 2018; Still Waiting

We are safe back at base. Bill's boyfriend is injured, we don't know how badly. They currently aren't letting anyone in the hospital. Hopefully we will find out tomorrow. But now, I have the time to tell you the rest of the story. The other soldier and I shared a look, and then we cautiously … Continue reading October 18, 2018; A Great Battle pt. 2

The battle is finally over, so I am safe enough to tell you about it. I don't know how long I can write, because we are only taking a break before continuing our long march home. We marched all day yesterday, for the size of our army was too large to waste magic on teleporting. … Continue reading October 17, 2018; A Great Battle

Hi pals, Life is crazy, you know? I'm really busy with school and other works, so there will be no updates from Marty today. I'd rather give you guys work late than give you sub-par writing! Check back in tomorrow for two days worth of updates on Marty. Sincerest apologies, ~Ash